GRRRR

Okay, so I've never had a blog before, and I don't have anything really profound to say.

But then again, that may be because I know what it means to "be Heather". I am loud, opinionated, and the opposite of humble, but I do not feel compelled to write a 7 paragraph essay (complete with cheesy nature metaphors) about how I got to that conclusion.

But I'm going to stop myself here, before I get nasty.

BTW: I know literally nothing about blogging.
Some HELP would be greatly appreciated.